Friday, April 1, 2011

Political Pantloads Launches Political Threat Alert System

Carmen Trutanich's political campaigns will serve as the testbed for a revolutionary early warning system designed to monitor the threat level of bullshit from his campaigns.

Voters will enjoy an enhanced sense of security through the
Political Pantloads BS Threat Advisory System 
With 2012 elections just around the corner, Political Pantloads has taken the bold step of introducing a revolutionary warning system to alert voters to the threat level of political bullshit they can expect from the various campaigns.

Following the best practices employed by Homeland Security and the TSA, the "BSTAS" will initially only monitor Los Angeles City Attorney Carmen Trutanich, as most agree that he is likely to display toxic levels of BS as he massages his joint campaigns for District Attorney, City Attorney and Mayor.

If successful, Political Pantloads will expand BSTAS to cover other suspected political bullshit threats, however, early indications suggest that the highest risk (Trutanich) will fully occupy our computer systems until a major upgrade is available.

Today's Trutanich BS Treat Level is "Severe," the default setting.


Anonymous said...

This is an April Fool's joke, right? Pity because we seriously need an alert system for the CLOWN of LA.

Anonymous said...