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Political Pantloads BS Threat Advisory System
Following the best practices employed by Homeland Security and the TSA, the "BSTAS" will initially only monitor Los Angeles City Attorney Carmen Trutanich, as most agree that he is likely to display toxic levels of BS as he massages his joint campaigns for District Attorney, City Attorney and Mayor.
If successful, Political Pantloads will expand BSTAS to cover other suspected political bullshit threats, however, early indications suggest that the highest risk (Trutanich) will fully occupy our computer systems until a major upgrade is available.
Today's Trutanich BS Treat Level is "Severe," the default setting.